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May 27, 2009 --

LINDSAY Lohan's sleazebag dad, Michael Lohan, is in trouble again -- this time for allegedly threatening to kill his fiancée and himself when she tried to dump him. Michael was quietly arrested on April 6 for a phone threat cops said he placed to off-again, on-again gal pal Erin Muller, 34, on March 18. Lohan, 48, flipped out yesterday when he walked into Central Islip court and spotted Post reporter Kieran Crowley and photographer Dennis Clark. "Michael! Plan two!" shouted Lohan's lawyer, Anthony Grandinette, as his client fled. "Plan two" consisted of Lohan and Muller hiding in her car while Grandinette appeared on his behalf. Lohan faces up to a year behind bars. He couldn't have picked a better time for the alleged threat, because terms of his parole ended on Feb. 7. He's due in family court in Westbury today, when he'll have to explain why he's behind in child support -- by $12,000, sources told The Post.

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( but whats up with the clitoris growing out of her belly button? )

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Cartier the French watchmaker and Jeweller celebrated its 100th Anniversary in style last night in New York and you just know there has to be a female celebrity turnout on this one! The event was held at Cartier Fifth Avenue Mansion, in effect the flagship store, New York.

There was a smattering of A Lister female celebs in attendance all vying for the best dressed red carpet award, there isn’t one officially, but they all know these sort of events get in the press and on the internet, if you were looking the hottest on the night, you get in the headlines and its a bit of free publicity that can’t do your career and public profile any harm at all!


Rachel Weisz As hot as ever	Only Anne Hatheway could show up to a Cartier event and still look like a librarian.	Demi Moore finally looking almost her age

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In case you care, Pink announced recently that she and her estranged-husband Carey Hart are getting back together. And by "getting back together" I mean they're gonna put their wedding rings back on, live in the same house, but bang other people. Sweet!

From the Chicago Sun Times:

Turns out all that hoopla about breakup of the marriage of rocker Pink
and her motorcross star hubby, Carey Hart, was a bit exaggerated.
Seems the couple never got around to filing for divorce.

Anyway, now they're back together, but have apparently worked out what
the couple is calling an "open marriage" deal. According to a member
of Pink's team, it's "kind of like the marriage that Dolly Parton has
with her husband ... and that's lasted for decades."

Why is it that "open marriages" are almost always between two ugly people? I mean seriously, if you don't find your significant other hot enough to bang, who else is? These two should just suck it up and do what the rest of society does when they're in a relationship that they don't like: ~~work it out~~ ~~get a divorce~~ download tons of hot submissive Asian porn.

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